Well howdy do
I was recently going through some of my old things the other day and I came across an old paper clipping. It was a study from some science mob saying that its not wise to keep teddy bears in cots with your babies, as the fur in modern teddy’s collects dust and bacteria that can potentially cause your baby to become ill.
If you go down to the woods today....
You’re sure of a big surprise....
If you go down to the woods today....
You’re possibly going to die
Cause today’s the day
If ever there was
Today’s the day that you die because
Today’s the day the teddy bears spread there sick...ness
Scary stuff. 
Do you have a teddy?