Hello
Today people I will lead you on a journey of discovery into the mystic realms of the Homo sapiens sapiens female.
Women are a strange and elusive creature. They can travel singularly or in herds of up to 20, but one thing is for certain, they are magnificent. We begin our journey by dividing women in to their specific groups, the Barbie dolls, the country girls, the sluts and the bitches.
Barbie dolls are simply little creatures, with little or no interest in most things that dont require a credit card, the roam the shopping centers (I will not use the American term "mall" for the use of American words degrade us all)and main streets of our major citys. Commonly seen in groups of three they a small delicate animals much like the springbok of South Africa, with long skinny limbs and blonde hair and little or no curves. The main desire, the driving force behind this animals life is the simply task of buying cloths, shoes and other accessories of an expensive nature. their Feeding habits include salads and water but not much in the ways of meat, though technically omnivorous. they spend vast quantities of time exercising or at beauty salons. Largely fickle when it comes to men they tend to lean towards tall well-muscled types who where suits and drive BMW's. Unless married by an older man for a trophy wife or by a young rich boy, they usually reach middle age before settling for anyone who will have them. A warning to males everywhere, attracting one of these females can be hazardous to you wallet.
As we move away from the cities we come across another type of women. The country girl. The country girl is by far my favorite type, they have a sense of humor and morals which is hard to find in a lot of girls these days, usually travel alone but meet up with others of her kind at watering holes and gatherings (sometimes called B'N'S balls). Are more commonly found on the fringes of the populated coast regions were they can enjoy the benefits of living close to major centers without actually having to enter them, this has been know to change them somewhat. More comfortable at home with a good book or out talking with friends than in bars and nightclubs, these females enjoy a good time in the classical sense. There feeding habits are of the normal omnivorous variety; with equal amounts of meat and veg. they tend to go for down to earth guys who drive utes.
Thank you and stay tuned for more adventures into the world of women.