hi all
well, i have seen humanities greatest genital wart, they are called "salesmen" and they are the devil.
on a recent expedition to the local shopping centers (my mother took me Christmas shopping) i was quite happy in the beginning, to just roam the store in a meandering fashion looking at odds and ends, when at least three male sales persons asked if i was "ok" or "needed any help"
. yeah i need help, there are these asshole salesmen that keep bothering me.
so i went back to were my mother was standing, and asked her if she was served yet? to my disgust she replied "no not yet".
what? how is that possible? i've just been annoyed beyond belief by three people and ma hasn't see any one?.
well this made me more than a little mad as you can imagine, so i grabbed the nearest pimply faced git of a salesman and dragged to see what mums questions were, i stood there flabbergasted as this little shit proceeded to patronize my mother like she was some dumb fuck blonde bimbo from ballina. my mum is 47 and i think has lived long enough to not warrant some infant patronizing her. and this got me thinking, that was the 5th shop we'd been to that day and has i cast my mind back without my influence on the current salesmen we would usually wait about 20 mins in each shop. not because it was terrible interesting or because they have frogs that sing show tunes in e minor, for the simple fact that it takes about that long for my mum to get served or walk out in disgust. now im a reasonable man, and not particularly violent, but believe me when i say that i would have felt no remorse for braking this little shits legs of at the knee and stuffing them wet end first in to his nostrils. dude you sell cameras in harvey norman, your no donald trump or kerry packer, and i doubt whether many people will cry when you pass this world for the next. i hope you come back as a dung beetle so you spend you short pointless life eating shit instead of talking it.
and so ends the tyranny of the salesperson as i the masked avenger will not stop and until big headed salesmen are striped of there dignity and of most of the flesh from their bones.
because if all else fails somebody start a fight or something.