well, here i am again.
up shit creek without a paddle to soddamise sudam hussans goat with. i know i only just posted a blog but......fuck it my blog my rules, ill write when ever i feel like it and god smote the man says different with a big rock. i have an aptitude test tomorrow.....well later today as its past twelve at nite, and i cant frelling sleep ahhhh
. i got a lot of best wishes from firefly and me sisters boyfreind cliff, but am still shitting tacks.
but what dosent kill us can only make us stronger right, pigs left testical it will. who ever said that was a masocistic fucktard who probable hung great wights from his own genitals just for the sick demented pleasure of it. but im ranting so back to the problem at hand, the insomnia is driving me insane. i cant lay down for 5 minutes without getting up to do somthing. it really is a shit of a thing, so ill tell you all about my life.
like i said before, i am a uni student, wich is fine but its not what i want to do. but i have learned a lot here and have made a few good freinds, all of whom are cool people. i frist met paris earlier this year and she was cool, when she wasnt trying to beat 8 different colours of shit out of me in a playfull fasion, she and jesus were in my archyology class in first semester, jesus is cool. that boy got a veiw on life that just make me wet my pants with laughter every time he speeks. it wasnt till 2nd semester that i meet firefly, she was jesuses freind and she can make a homless man laugh at poverty, when ever we all get together its a fuckin hoot, i usualy harp on about the flaws in modern religion and jesus and firefly hole hartedly concer with me, paris is usaul worried about wich boys are cute and what type of jeans shes gunna bye next, she can really irritate me somtimes. just about destroyed my freindship with jesus at the end of sem 2 by promtly and falling in love with firefly,
oh fuck, fuck it all,fuck it with an iron rod of wrongness, was at the time fully aware that jesus had a thing for firefly and felt a bit like a prick,
scartch that felt a lot like a prick.....a big prick......with stick and a orphan on my arm yelling "boy for sale".
so i did the only thing open to me...........i said fuck it and went after firefly and felt like more of a prick oh well, but it didnt go to badly, i got monumentaly druckand spilled my guts to jesus
. expecting a swift and immideate death i was surprised to find him ok with it, if only on the surface. but shit happens i supose, we just have to don our gumboots and wade through it when it does
despite people telling me different paris was ok with this (others though she had a thing for me) and took it apon herself without quam to stick her nose were, (if it were my idea of a perfect world)it should have removed from her face with a blunt piece of cutlery and feed to the nose hungy people of omacron perseei 8
. with that in mind she stopped asking me and the world once agian began to turn in a satifactory dirction
im not mad and im not crazy, the doctors just say ive too many bad acid trips
just kidding.
so now i sit before you a sad tried shell of a man who has to get some sleep and would give up barry his left testical and a foot of lower intestine to see firefly and jesus and even paris, but mabye not barry for the last two, he is quite special to me. but not quite as special as his brother william,
with all of that of my chest and crouch i mite just leave you
and if you remmember nothing eles remember this.
dont forget your penis cream