hello fellow blogers, this here be my first blog so bear with me. not quit sure about what to write about so i will begin with my current situations.
im on holidays from university, which you would think is a good thing. but let me set you strait. it blows, it blows like 8th street hooker on crack. im currently 400kms for my girlfreind which is a kick in the croch from the great creator, and all freinds have gone home for the holidays to there own bordem or random drunkiness. the thought of either mass homicide or alcholism is the only thing that can sustain me through the long torturous days, that and calling the little woman almost every night. me mate jesus* (names have been changed to protect the inocent)lives on the coast, and i cant drive yet ( long story will be explained in blogs to come)so going to visit him is just fucked in the ear right there. i could catch a bus to see my freind paris* is brisbane but i really dont need that kind of agrevation right now, all we do is fight mostly. and its probly not the best time to see her any way.
so untill i get my drivers license 3 days before christmass my holidays a pretty fucked. the only shining light at the end of this hellish tunnel is the fact that i am alowed to go visit firefly* (the girlfreind)in january, horay for everything, and rum flavored manna fell from the heavans to the greatful masses. (sigh) that will be a good day, i anticipate lots of hot pig sex followed by sleep and amphibian sex if im lucky. but i do ramble so.
well thats about all i can write rite now ive got to get some sleep. so remember if all else fails
dont forget your penis cream. toddle pip